These here Terms and Conditions ("Terms") are the rules of the trail for usin' the knife sharpenin' service offered by Edge Quest through mail. By hitchin' your wagon to our knife sharpenin' service, you're agreein' to these here Terms.
1. Knife Round-Up:You're the one wranglin' up your knives and packin' 'em safe and sound for the journey to our designated address.Make sure them knives are wrapped up and secured tighter than a lasso to prevent any damage on the trail.Remember, if them knives get banged up or lost durin' the journey, it ain't our responsibility.
2. Knife Inspection Rodeo:Once them knives saunter into our camp, we'll give 'em the once-over for any visible wear and count 'em up.If any of 'em knives are lookin' roughed up, we'll send a smoke signal your way and discuss what to do next.
3. Knife Sharpenin' Showdown:Our sharpshootin' technicians will perform the knife sharpenin' dance just like the code of the West.We aim to keep them knives true to their original form and give 'em the best edge possible.
4. Round-Up Time:We're lookin' to finish up the knife sharpenin' within 60 from the day them knives roll into town.If there's any delays on the trail, we'll send a message on the wind to give you a heads-up.
5. Payin' the Bounty:Payment for our knife sharpenin' service is due when the job's done.We'll take payment in [list of accepted payment methods].You can find the price details on our website or by askin' us directly.
6. Satisfaction at High Noon:We stand by the quality of our knife sharpenin' service. If you ain't satisfied, send us a telegram within [number of days] of gettin' your sharpened knives, and we'll have a powwow to sort it out.
7. Liability on the Trail:We're not responsible for any shootouts, damages, or losses that happen from us sharpenin' them knives.Knives gotta be used proper-like, followin' safety rules and the manufacturer's guide.
8. Headin' Back Home:After we're done sharpenin', we'll wrap them knives up tight and make arrangements to send 'em back to you.We'll send you word on the cost of return shipping before we send 'em on their way.
10. Changes on the Horizon:We reserve the right to make changes to these Terms anytime we see fit. Any updates will be posted on our website, like a new wanted poster in town.
11. Roundin' Up Questions:If you got any questions, concerns, or just wanna chew the fat 'bout our knife sharpenin' service, send word to us at [contact information].By usin' our knife sharpenin' service, you're sayin' you've read, understood, and are willin' to ride these here Terms and Conditions. Saddle up and let's hit the trail! 🤠🔪
For all the people who refer to sharpening as something other than theraputic.